This deserves a post of its own:
[RIUM+] If you were a piece of furniture, would you view Ikea as more of a maternity ward, hospital emergency room, circus freak show or an equivalent to a morbid black-market organ transplant store?
EDIT: This just in…
[RIUM+] I am never going to be able to look at two chairs stacked on top of eachother and not snicker like a 12-year-old. >.>